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What is BAKERSFIELD?city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck. bakersfield is boring. BAKERSFIELD - meme gifBAKERSFIELD - videoBAKERSFIELD - what is it?A metropolitan city located, ironically, in the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley of California, in the United States, that believes it is a town and deeply embodies this concept in its culture. If you are misguided or unfortunate enough to move to Bakersfield from LA, be advised and prepared to witness their collective ability to blackball and ostracize, yet try to understand this has become a genetic abnormality that binds the culture. Some believe it may be a protective mechanism (they know it sucks), as 'appearance' overrides all activities of the natives, who are, indeed, interesting to observe..especially in their native habitat. What does "BAKERSFIELD" mean?The only place, besides D.C. where you could lose the entire worlds nuclear arsenal and not have it burn through the crap. There's a reason they say: "There are two things to do in Bakersfield, meth or drive away." Normal Person 1: So we've been in Bakersfield an hour, we've done everything there is to do, and we have to options left ..... so......wana do meth? BAKERSFIELD - what does it mean?a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat. Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield BAKERSFIELD - meaninga really shit place where the air is as clean and pure as paris hilton bakersfield. why bother? BAKERSFIELD - definitionA city in Central California, roughly 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles. It suffers from a lack of culture, backwards politics, and extremely hot temperatures. Hick from Oildale: I love Bakersfield. I'm going to live here forever, smoking meth and sitting on my ass all day. BAKERSFIELD - slangWhy trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there. "Man it's hot as hell-wait..." BAKERSFIELDA tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential. "I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard." BAKERSFIELDThe closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California. Rent here is one the cheapest in California. Land is very affordable here. 1. BAKERSFIELDBAKERSFIELD GANGS = beware of the bakersfield neighborhoods!!! |
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