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What is Avengers: Infinity War?
This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...
*7 hours later*
Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
Avengers: Infinity War - video
Avengers: Infinity War - what is it?
The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.
Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs
What does "Avengers: Infinity War" mean?
Literally the best Marvel movie to release
“Did you watch Avengers Infinity War?”
“I did, it was incredible..”
Avengers: Infinity War - what does it mean?
The movie that you pieced together at launch date because of all the spoilers
Person hey have you seen Avengers: Infinity War?
Person 2 Oh yeah, though all the clips on Youtube
Person SAME!
Person Now time to see Endgame once it comes out with all the clips.
Avengers: Infinity War - meaning
Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Thanos. On a mission to collect all six Infinity Stones, Thanos plans to use the artifacts to inflict his twisted will on reality. The fate of the planet and existence itself has never been more uncertain as everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment.
Some Friend: Hey Wanna Go See Avengers: Infinity War
Me: FUCK YEAH