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What is Asgard?In Marvel itβs a floating island that goes boom and gets wrecked in Thor Ragnarok. Asgard is where our people stand. Asgard - meme gifAsgard - videoAsgard - what is it?Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard. Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience. What does "Asgard" mean?Some crazy lil cloned gray aliens who can kill u with a zap of their guns. Guy: Ahhh! Another Asgard! Asgard - what does it mean?Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece. The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors. Asgard - meaningIn Norse Mythology, the land of the warrior gods and the halls of vahalla. Viking A: Dude... after we raid this village... you wanna go die in combat and be taken to Asgard for a most outrageous party with odin? Asgard - definitionHistorical protectors of the Nordic realm. Obviously better than the Greek counterparts, since Nordic men as far less gay. Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great because the Nordic warriors were equipped with better ass-guards. Asgard - slangAsgard, in Norse mythology, is one of the nine worlds and the homeland of the Aesir, the race of warrior gods. Located on the highest level of the Norse universe, it is surrounded by a high wall of closely fitted stone blocks. The walls surrounding Asgard were built by Blast (or Hrimthurs), who asked in payment the hand of Freya plus the sun and the moon. Odin agreed providing the walls be complete in six months. Hrimthurs had a magic horse, named Svadilfari, who helped him in his work. To Odin's (and the other gods, especially Freya's) horror, with but a few days left, Blast was almost finished. Loki, the trickster, turned himself into a mare and beguiled the stallion Svadilfari away. The job was not completed in time and no payment was given. Asgard is the home of the gods Asgard1. "Court of the Aesir". In its widest meaning, the world in Yggdrasil's upper branches where the Aesir live; in its strictest sense, the area inside Asgard's walls, where Valhalla and the other halls of the Aesir are found. See Asatru. 1. Many people think Valhalla is the only hall in Asgard, but they are mistaken. |
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