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What is Austrians?
The Austrian Minigun is one of the must time consuming sexual acts involving , 6-8 large Austrian men (preferable with a military background) unloading their seed on to a willing participant while rotating in a clock wise motion.
Bobby: me and my girl want to get freaky in the bed room
Timmy: If you know 6-8 Austrian men you could give here the Austrian minigun.
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Austrians - video
Austrians - what is it?
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
What does "Austrians" mean?
A combination of DXM (usually in the form of Acodin, a cough medicine available in Poland) and Stroh 80, Austrian rum with 80% alcohol.
After taking an Austrian hacker, I was fucked up as hell. Probably cause I was drunk already at the time.
Austrians - what does it mean?
Someone who has an outrageously deep voice for their age, also follows people and then denies the fact that they are stalkers.
"What are you doing stop following me you austrianer!"
Austrians - meaning
The species that lives in Austria. See Jägermeister.
Look how drunk these little Austrians are.
Austrians - definition
1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Tourist: ...
Guide: whatever.
Austrians - slang
Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games
Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian
Austrians
Austrian economics.
Personal financial responsibility is austrianism
Austrianism is in exile
Austrians
Common mistake for Australians.
Also: Humorous but eccentric group of people with an obsession for lederhosen, yodeling, and schnitzel. Famous for their love of skiing and hiking in the beautiful alpine scenery. Yodeling is a required course for Austrians in school, as demonstrated in "The Sound of Music".
Austrians are so hot. The key to befriending them is to bring them delicious food.
Austrians
Those from Austria.
Those who are Austrians.