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What is Aston Villa?When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground. I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose! Aston Villa - videoAston Villa - what is it?A football club from the Midlands who over the last 20 years have turned a run down and dirty part of the Birmingham into a slightly less run down area with a nice very ground. The ground itself, Villa Park, was kindly modernised for them by their old owner and lifelong president Doug Ellis, who happened to own a construction company to whom all contracts were awarded so thereβs no question as to Mr Ellisβs loyalties. For many years the fans wished for more to be spent on the team, but in his foresight Mr Ellis realised that to sell the club and get the most return he had to have a good stadium, or at least that was what the shareholders were told. In either case it appeared that he was correct as he sold the club to Randy Lerner, who is the current owner, but with the recent credit crunch probably wishes he hadnβt. The Aston Villa fans are a closely raised group of individual, almost family like in their appearance, the number of toes is said to range anywhere from 4 to 12, local NHS trusts have stated this is the best and almost only way to tell them apart from each other. They can be heard singing a number of one syllable songs on match days with βvillaβ repeated a number of times being the favourite. They also sing a song βHolte endersβ but from an outsiders view this is a strange one, as only one of the stands is called the Holte end so technically only that stand are Holte enders, but its appreciated that this is a technicality and completely lost on their fans. As many football clubs do, they have their local rivals who are called Birmingham City. The rivalry became almost humorous when Birmingham City were relegated from the top flight and the manager, Alex McLeish, that took them down twice was, for all intense and purposes, bought for Β£2.5m. This was a shock to both sets of fans as the Birmingham City faithful would have paid Β£3m to send him to Aston Villa FC. The Villa fans however did fight for what they believed in, protests and demonstrations were broadcast on Sky Sports News and local TV channels from outside the ground. Banners made from dirty bed sheets were shown with a number of messages stating they didnβt under any circumstances want the ex-Birmingham City manager. The message to the board may have got through but unfortunately the banners were littered with spelling mistakes so a little may have got lost in translation. What does "Aston Villa" mean?Shit football club in Birmingham. Cocky support. All of their team is overrated. And their manager us a complete wanker! man 1: I've just been and had a shit in villa park(Aston villa's stadium), I mistook it for a toilet. Aston Villa - what does it mean?Aston Villa aslo known as 'Villa', is a football club located in Aston, Birmingham. Founded in 1874, tgey wre one of the oldest football clubs in the United Kindom. "Aston Villa lost again." Aston Villa - meaningAston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase. Aston Villa? You mean that football club who havenβt won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks Aston Villa - definitionBest club in England top spot contenders in the next few years Newcastle are crap and βGood Ebeningβ Aston Villa best club in England Aston Villa - slangFootball Club in Birmingham, one of the founding menbers of the football league. The 6th richest club in the United Kingdom 19th In the world. Villa gsr mmmmmmmmm kkkkkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiiii Aston VillaNicknamed The Villans, Aston Villa Football Club were founded by a group of cricketers from the Villa Cross Weslyan Chapel in the city of Birmingham in 1874. villa for life |
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