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What is Assblaster?
A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.
Assblast projects include =
DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)
Assblaster - meme gif
Assblaster - video
Assblaster - what is it?
look a assblaster
What does "Assblaster" mean?
A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.
Assblaster - what does it mean?
1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.
2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!
2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
Assblaster - meaning
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
Assblaster - definition
1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.
2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.
Synonymous with "you got served."
The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.
Assblaster - slang
Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.
Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
Assblaster
One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
Assblaster
An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
Assblaster
An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.
Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!