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What is Assbag?
Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
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Assbag - video
Assbag - what is it?
a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people
That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag
What does "Assbag" mean?
A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.
Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.
Assbag - what does it mean?
Somebody get the guy an assbag
Assbag - meaning
An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one
Aidan was such an assbag to Tina at the party yesterday, he called her a fat gay slut.
Assbag - definition
A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.
ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....
Assbag - slang
The combination of an asshole and a douchebag.
Dude, you're such an assbag !
Assbag
What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.
Dude, you're bein an assbag...
Assbag
A device not unlike an airbag that would lessen the injury suffered by an individual who has just been knocked on his ass. First usage found in a skit on Styles P "A Gangster and a Gentleman".
"Good thing my Assbag came out"
Assbag
A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!