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What is Ass Cheese?
A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
Ass Cheese - video
Ass Cheese - what is it?
When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.
Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.
What does "Ass Cheese" mean?
N:A Fourm of cheese that grows in the anus of a human being
'Tim's asscrack was a haven for AssCheese'
Ass Cheese - what does it mean?
The act of cumming inside her, letting it set for a minute, then sticking your dick back in and moving it around to curdle it. The result of what she shits out is Ass Cheese.
Anna: "Whats this coming out of me?!?"
John: "Oh that chunky stuff, that's Ass Cheese."
Ass Cheese - meaning
When you nut into a chicks bootypipe, and don't clean it up and it Curdles and the remaining cum, and ass sweat is Ass Cheese.
Guy:"Hey baby wanna make some ass cheese"
Girl: "what's that?"
Guy: "bend over and find out"
Ass Cheese - definition
Dick cheese is what forms when you nut in someones ass, then insert a butt plug. Do this multiple times and the cum will start to ferment into dick cheese.
Damn man, her Ass Cheese tasted hella good last night.
Ass Cheese - slang
Someone who is bad at everything but always tries to ruin the day of others. Basically a Sell-Out, but 10 times worse.
"Minning screwed up at Volleyball so he kicked the volleyball over the school fence. He is such an Ass Cheese."
Ass Cheese
When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.
"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."
Ass Cheese
You call someone an "Ass Cheese" when they do something really dumb that pisses off everyone. This word was invented during Lunch recess at Zion Heights Middle School when SOMEONE kicked the class 8-1's only volleyball over a fence.
George(fake name) : *Kicks volleyball over the fence during lunch recess*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*
Ass Cheese
A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.
I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.