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What is Ashlee simpson?
Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.
Ashlee simpson - video
Ashlee simpson - what is it?
The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.
Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.
What does "Ashlee simpson" mean?
A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.
Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)
Ashlee simpson - what does it mean?
A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.
Ashlee: I'm a slut! Yay!
Ashlee simpson - meaning
To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.
wow I suck so much ill just lipsync
Ashlee simpson - definition
An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.
"pretty pink circle's fault?"
Ashlee simpson - slang
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To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
Ashlee simpson
Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.
The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.
Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.
ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.
UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.
Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
Ashlee simpson
From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:
"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?
What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?
Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.
Ashlee simpson
A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!
Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.