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What is Armitage?

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

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Armitage - what is it?

The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.

Armitage Hux is literally so hot wtf

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What does "Armitage" mean?

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

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Armitage - what does it mean?

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.

Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.

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Armitage - meaning

A small lesion often found on one's scrotum

I found a small Armitage on my balls. I'm going to die

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Armitage - definition

as in Armitage Shanks (makers of bathroom fittings) - used to infer the term "Toilet"

also as a form of derision

Have you seen Dave's new car? It's total Armitage!

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Armitage - slang

The spring loaded arm of the AUX sight according to SSG Jacobs.

After you adjust the armitage of the sight, go ahead and adjust the brightness and contract.

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Armitage

Abbreviation of "Armitage Shanks" (popular brand of bathroom appliance including showers) meaning: to have a shower and a wank.

Theres no privacy, I had to have an armitage mate.

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Armitage

The most amazing surname in history of the world..
If you know an Armitage then you're incredibly lucky, they're just so incredibly amazing!

_____ Armitage is the most amazing person ever!!

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Armitage

A GUI for the popular hacking tool, MetaSploit. It is supposed to make it easier for users of the tool to exploit victims, targets or lab rats.

I'm gonna hack you with Armitage

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