What is Apple Pie?

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

Apple Pie - video

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

I like apple pie.

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"