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What is Apache Helicopter?

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

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Apache Helicopter - video


Apache Helicopter - what is it?

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

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What does "Apache Helicopter" mean?

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

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Apache Helicopter - what does it mean?

A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter

β€œSorry, I use they/them pronouns, I’m non-binary”
The boys: β€œoh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”

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Apache Helicopter - meaning

Gender #2756

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter

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Apache Helicopter - definition

Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.

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Apache Helicopter - slang

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

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Apache Helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

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Apache Helicopter

What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)

Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*

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Apache Helicopter

A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.

Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)

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