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What is Altima?
Going "altima mode" - v. Adj. : acting in a manner that is both dangerous to oneself and others and is identified by a lack of regard for public safety.
"Damn, that dudes going altima mode! You see him push over that lady and her kids?!?"
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Altima - what is it?
The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”
“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
What does "Altima" mean?
The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.
1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)
2008–2013 (coupe)
5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)
6th gen August 2018 to present.
Now for the real definition,
Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.
You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking
The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female
Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or
Baby momma.
Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car
By 304's and baby momma's alike .
Altima - what does it mean?
A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.
There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.
Altima - meaning
You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.
Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.
Altima - definition
Old Latin for "Feared". Mostly used on a kid's middle name. Most "Altimas"s show no emotions, or act it out. They tend to be really shy. However, they seem to be able to get along with anyone.
Friend 1: Man, why do we hang out with that kid?
Friend 2: Because he's Altimas!
Altima - slang
A mid-size family sedan that has been modded by people into some pretty sick-ass rides. Definitely not a supercar (supercars are pretty much limited production by definition), but at the same time not a ricer.
Driving around San Diego, CA, will give you some sick examples of the Nissan Altima.
Altima
Nissan's family-sized sedan that, since the early '90s, has become a much more stylish and powerful up to date. It is very poplar for both practicality and performance, ranging from base model trims to the fairly new and very fast SE-R. Traditionally seen as a just another four-door, the Altima has developed into a luxurious, full-sized sports sedan.
My Altima SE-R is one of the fasted FWD sedans ever made.
Altima
A Mid-sized family car that is made by Nissan. The Altima came into production in 1992 and is known for its great handling. It has the most HP in its class and it owns skylines even on its worst days. The Altima comes with 150 hp stock, in 2000 it came with 155. In the year 2002, the V-6 altima came with 240 HP. Thus making it a Japanese supercar.
My mom drove me to school in a Nissan Altima, now I drive it because I am a pimp.
Altima
The midsize Nissan sedan favored by Mexicans in LA as the most stylish, impressive ride that one can have. Similar to black people with older Cadillacs, Mexicans turn these moderately priced family sedans into show cars, with flashy rims, illegal tints, and RIP Lupe *Baby Angelita* Lopez 1983-2007 decals on the back window.
"Eyy, Marysol's been hating on me ever since I got my Altima. I mean, yeah, I gots moon roof and leather, but I'm still Carlita from the block!"