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What is Alpert?
Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone
The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
Alpert - meme gif
Alpert - video
Alpert - what is it?
coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!
guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!
What does "Alpert" mean?
cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!
mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!
Alpert - what does it mean?
Rhyming slang form marijuana, as in Herb Alpert used in Toronto especially in Oakwood C.I., Vaughan Road Academy, and McMurich /Winona Schools.
wagwan, i's gots to go grips some alpert b'fore i reach the jam