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What is Alonzo?
Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.
Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.
Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).
Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
See above for Alonzo examples.
Alonzo - meme gif
Alonzo - video
Alonzo - what is it?
Alonzo a person that’s gets me wet.
I was soak last night.
Girl #1: i heard that Alonzo got you wet
Girl #2 ooo wee yes he did girl
Girl #1 I want Alonzo to get me wet
Girl #2 we both can get wet
What does "Alonzo" mean?
Super loyal guy. Overprotective and definitely protects what’s his. Don’t mess with his family or friends because you will GET it. Super cute and handsome. Easily jealous, however is very trustworthy. His personality isn’t the nicest but the typa love is the best. Super flirty and wild. One of the realist niggas out there.
I love me a Alonzo typa guy.
Alonzo - what does it mean?
A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.
Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."
Alonzo - meaning
A mean funny fine ass nigga perioddtt
Alonzo is bf martial
Alonzo - definition
He’s one of the beat people to talk to because you can trust him. He listen half the time and the other half in his own world. He’s one of the cutest guys . Loves himself some skittles. He’s loyal but is a jealous type. Super aggressive and can be mean but his love is the best. Good ass basketball player. Gives the best kisses. However is a LAZY ASS! He protects what’s his. So do not I repeat DO NOT mess with his family or friends.
I love me a Alonzo typa guy
Alonzo - slang
Girl 1 -Yo that nigga Alonzo fine
Girl-2 Hell yes he is
Alonzo
He’s very cute and handsome. He’s an overprotective boyfriend;husband; and even friend. He likes to protect what’s his. One of the realist niggas out there. Super wild and flirty. His love will have you wanting more. Dumb sometimes .
I want a Alonzo typa guy.
Alonzo
Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring.
Alexandra: OMG its him!!! I hope he notices us
Haley: He is SO perfect, he is a perfect Alonzo
Alonzo
Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that.
Alonzo is awesome! Alonzo is a cool dude!