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What is Alka?
A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.
..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.
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Alka - what is it?
When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.
Dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy's drink.
What does "Alka" mean?
The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.
I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.
Alka - what does it mean?
A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
Alka - meaning
Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Alka - definition
Hangover medication made by dropping alka-seltzer in mountain dew.
Last night was rough, I need an alka-dew.
Alka - slang
BIG BOOTY, A girl with a huge butt. Nice face,
Bascially the perfect woman
OMG did u see that ALKA WALK BY?
Alka
The post-effect of forgetting how to speak English after wearing a swim cap.
I was wearing my swim cap when the gardener came in and asked whether he could get paid. I mumbled something incoherent. I hate when I Alka-out like that.
Alka
Intelligent,God fearing, funny, and caring.
Artistic, Jack-of-all-trades, loves animals, loves babies, wants lots of babies, loves food, family is center on top of which God reigns..
Basically loves being loved and hence easily offended.
If you love her, the love you receive is abundant.
If she faces a breakup, it never heals until & unless she herself gets over with it ( that takes a very long time).
Self love is less for her because she is neither confident nor satisfied with herself.
For her, love is the most important in the whole universe...
❤Being Alka
Being Alka, Be Alka - Learn to love like an Alka
Alka
A woman with beautiful mind and soul who cares about every family member.
lets make this show ALKA bua.