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What is Alford?
When you bail on your wife's birthday to go turkey hunting but don't kill a turkey
"I pulled an alford"
"Dude don't pull an alford"
"I would never do an alford"
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Alford - video
Alford - what is it?
Sexy, Sanctified, and Solid
Oh you're a real Alford!
What does "Alford" mean?
a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.
Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.
Alford - what does it mean?
He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.
Him an kyle's are good friends.
Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.
Alford - meaning
A euphemism used in a similar fashion as "Going to see a man about a dog".
'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
Where's Kyle?
He's 'Going to Alford' for the night.
Filthy bugger.
Alford - definition
Skipping or dropping out of school in order to work at McDonald's.
"Where's Tamokai?"
"Oh, he's pulling an Alford"
Alford - slang
Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.
We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.
We all love them.
Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.
Alford
oh that sucks. you have been alford
Alford
1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
I come from Alford.
My name is Alford.
She used the Alford plea.
Alford
Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-minded consenting individuals.
"I'm going to Alford for the night"
Would perhaps mean:
I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.