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What is Alaska's?
the best state ever...plain and simple
907 for life.....braap braaaaaaaaaaap
person 1 "where are you from?"
person 2 "alaska"
person 1 "no way, i hear alaska is the best. you must be a fucking badass"
person 2 "yes, that is correct"
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Alaska's - what is it?
An impulsive person who's generally gender-confused and albino but is chic regardless. They generally smoke a lot, not for the sake of smoking, but to die. They're skilled in art, big bookworms, and are quite intelligent. Also, they are loved by their many followers and lead many tribes in Aprika, but hated by many as well for being so amazingly blunt, honest, beautiful, and incredibly witty. They are cold, vast, and open, and you can never get enough of them because the leave you with this terrifying curiosity and you're just completely captivated by their presence.
Girl: That girl is being a real bitch, but I can't help but to want to be her friend. She's so cool.
Boy: Oh, that must be an Alaska.
What does "Alaska's" mean?
1. 49th state.
2. Home of the Matinuska ThunderFuck Wacky Tobaccy.
That alaskan weed is wicked bad.
Alaska's - what does it mean?
is the best place in the united states to come from
kosi comes from alaska
Alaska's - meaning
Cold.
Alaska is cold.
Alaska's - definition
The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.
Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.
Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'
Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.
Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.
Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.
Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'
Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."
Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."
Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."
Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."
Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."
Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."
Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"
Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."
Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".
Alaska's - slang
keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959
dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!
dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).
dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?
dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)
dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!
*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*
Alaska's
The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
--If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--
"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"
"lol alaska, asl?"
Alaska's
If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .
Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.
Alaska's
A slang term meaning "up your ass." Derived from the fact that Alaska is the upper-most state of the U.S. or the "uppa u.s."
Patient: "I don't know where I can find the time or money to come in for that procedure."
Doctor: "Alaska Alaska"