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What is Akon's?

A faggot ass wannabe rnb singer who's popularity is soaring thanks to lifeless tasteless douche bags who listen to this shit. this guys a fucking joke. he claims that he spent years behind bars for running an auto theft ring. the truth is this asshole served a couple short sentences for unpaid parking tickets and now is tryin to make hard shit out of it. also this bitch claims to not be proud of being a felon and that hes trying to forget that part of his life. yet the fucking moron introduces himself as "convict" in the beginning of each song. what a fucking tool and a waste of fucking oxygen.

14 year old fag: omgzorz have u heard the new akon song sexy bitch??
me: yeah, that fagget manages to screw up songs even from artists like David guetta. fucking prick.

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Akon's - what is it?

An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.

-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."

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What does "Akon's" mean?

A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.

Pronounced- 'A-Con'

'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'

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Akon's - what does it mean?

Guy who takes down any girl 10 years younger than him and then appologizes like he didnt know

man, you hair about that teacher on the news
that fucker is tryin to pull an akon!

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Akon's - meaning

Akon's name at birth was really...
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...

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Akon's - definition

Black, but a darker shade.

Abby: Damn, that's black.
Jill: No, that's Akon.

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Akon's - slang

someone who is very dark.

Person #1: Yo that dude's created a new race!
Person #2: That nigga ain't even black he's akon.

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Akon's

getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.

damn! Dia frampton akoned me when I saw her at warped! I got a boner!

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Akon's

Did you mean Acorn?

Guy: Did you hear that new Akon song?

Other Guy: How can a seed make music?

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Akon's

Some guy that mainy sings the chorus to others rap songs and is famous for saying his name and the rappers at the begining of the song.

Akon: Yea Akon and Obie.
Akon: ohh Akon and young gezy.
Akon Whoa Akon and somebody.

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