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What is Ahren?
“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.
I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”
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Ahren - video
Ahren - what is it?
1.) Comunisms best fighter. 2.) Direct desendant of Adolf Hitler 3.) Major Penis pump
That racist racist mand is acting like a complete Ahren Shaufl. He Doesn't like minorities. We don't like him.
What does "Ahren" mean?
An Ahren is a guy who doesn’t show up when he needs to or when he has a big opportunity, expecting everyone and everything to come to him. A guy with an unearned superiority complex. So to “Pull an Ahren” is to basically to not show up and execute a task for an opportunity the person probably didn’t deserve to begin with.
His mom gave him the job with no qualifications and he didn’t show up for three days. He’s totally pulling an Ahren .
Ahren - what does it mean?
yoo is that dababy or is it ahren they’re soo similar
Ahren - meaning
Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person
Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met
Ahren - definition
Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
Ahren - slang
Only the biggest and baddest of folk deserve this beastly name! Coming from German. Badass dragon slayer from the North And or Gigantic Apple Bear from the West.
Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.
Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!
Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.
Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.
“Aye you see Ahren that tall dude over there?” Guy1
“Yea, why” Guy2
“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1
Ahren
A woman who can catch a bowl of cereal on fire
Oh dang she pulled an ahren.
Ahren
Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.
It's an alien! Wait--whoops, my bad. It's just an Ahren.
Ahren
An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”
“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”