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What is Agoura high School?
The high school of Agoura Hills, California. We are well known for our water polo team, and we have a reeeeeally good curriculum. And, yeah, our water polo team is awesome... (I'm on it, in case you hadn't guessed) =D Oh, and our football team sucks... Water polo and swimming are the only sports we're good at.
P.S. To set the record straight, water polo players are NOT all lezzies. =P
Agoura High School is awesome!
Agoura high School - video
Agoura high School - what is it?
A Highschool in Agoura Hills, CA. Attending this place is a punishment. Once you have dodged the insane soccer moms in their vans that are larger than their asses, you must sit in multiple overcrowded classrooms over the course of 7 hours. All while SJW teachers talk their theories at you on why white people are bad. When you've survived that, you will be lucky to find your bike still chained up. Because there is a 60% chance that it will be stolen by one of the many wannabe thugs that plague the school and the surrounding neighborhood. HAVE FUN!
"Agoura High school is gonna be the greatest time of your life!" - Literally all of the middle school teachers in the area.
NEWSFLASH: it's not
What does "Agoura high School" mean?
A gay nightclub, where many go to get gay sex from prostitutes. Also, it was used as an insane asylum for autistic men and women in the early 2000s. If you want to have a good time with lots of horny gay prostitutes, Agoura High School is the place for you
Hey man, you wanna go to Agoura High School?
That gay nightclub? HELL YAH
Agoura high School - what does it mean?
pt 1
Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.
"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever