What is Adventure?

A group of people with the proverbial grape fruit sized testicles that will try anything, anywhere, anytime.

Those adventurers sure are cool as they will try anything!

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Adventure - meme gif

Adventure - video

Adventure - what is it?

Someone who travels and battles evil only to be stopped by an arrow in the knee.

City Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

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What does "Adventure" mean?

The coolest damπ people ever. These are the guys and girls who have skillfully kindled the roaring flame within that is the spirit of adventure. They live off of the thrill of exploring, battling, and justice. While others are being boring they go off to fight the forces of evil! You could sit anywhere and look around and the only way to tell who is an adventurer is to look for bags under their eyes. They don't sleep, justice NEVER sleeps.

Bob: "Where's Chris and Emma?"

Andrew: "Oh they're in they're fighting a forest wizard."

Bob: "Oh cool! I know Adventurers!!

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Adventure - what does it mean?

something that is most likely a very, very bad idea, but sounds like it would be exciting, so you try it anyway

Let's go to North Korea! It would be an adventure!

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Adventure - meaning

Getting your same-sex roommate drunk enough to let you have sex with them.

Pete and I went on an adventure last night....It was mind blowing!

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Adventure - definition

WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!

Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."

Iam "What are you doing?"

Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."

Iam "What did you expect them to do?"

Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."

Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"

Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."

Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."

Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."

Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"

Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."

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Adventure - slang

Adventure in a digital world is quite unique. You cannot be sure who you are talking to and where your words might be spread. It is a relief when you find out your friends link their information to your love who didn’t know you were real but quite a dreamer. Of cause if the dreamer talks to much, she still can be silenced by some legal means. Maybe she tries to show some respect then. Maybe she tries to find her words in songs. Well, some song texts can lead into more trouble again. But... yes! If it would be too easy, it would be no real adventure. I hope, all our friends and family will enjoy.

There is no adventure without trouble. Often you need some courage to stand it.

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Adventure

A "cruise" in the car with friends. Usually results in going to get food somewhere but in the long run an adventure is just a fun trip with friends.

"Hey, wanna cruise with me and Jim? It'll be one hell of an adventure"
"It always is isn't it?"

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Adventure

For some it’s a new pair of underwear, a different route to work or a new pizza topping. For other’s it’s a life threatening outdoor experience that makes life worth living. The experience usually involves loss of digits, limbs, friends or all of the above.

“That trail looks rideable”
“I have a bad feeling about it”
“It will be an adventure”
“We might die”
“We might not”

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Adventure

What every girl on tinder says she likes while she watches Netflix all day

Take me on an adventure.... To my couch so we can Netflix and chill

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