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What is Aberzombie?
A term for those who shop primarily at the clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch. The term usually has negative connotations. The speaker usually applies it, unfairly, to someone they do not know.
Jane: Oh my GOD she is such an Aberzombie! I bet she's a stuck up, anorexic bitch too.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
Aberzombie - video
Aberzombie - what is it?
The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
What does "Aberzombie" mean?
A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Aberzomie 1:Hey, let's go to A&F, mommy and daddy totally gave me a new Visa!
Aberzombie 2:OMGee!
Aberzombie - what does it mean?
People who suck ass, are addicted to abercrombie clothing, and are complete shit heads and only have relationships wit ppl in their clique.
"Hey look at that group of Aberzombies"
Aberzombie - meaning
One who wears a brand, exlusively, simply because it's the brand. Very common among high school and college-age people where, if the brand isn't worn the friends aren't made.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god let's go to one of the above mentioned stores and get you a new outfit!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
Aberzombie - definition
A complete dill hole who only identifies with his own clique is stupid to the point of complete mental retardation, don't understand words bigger than three letters and can't read. They are generally extremely rude towards anything that is different (change is their natural enemy). this is important NOT EVERYONE WHO WEARS ABERCROMBIE IS AN "ABERZOMBIE" people can wear abercrombie and be totally awesome but almost all the time are insensitive fucktards that cant comprehend a thought more complicated than " should I have half a carrot or half a stick of celery?"
Like oh my gawd that person doesn't wear the same clothes as us and can read. Us Aberzombies destroy his self esteem
Aberzombie - slang
Aberzombie, well "Aberzombie and Stitch" is just a private label brand of clothing that is a parody and complete opposite of the Abercrombie and Fitch company. The company, Von Zombie, Llc, creates the Aberzombie designs, they also have a line called "Hellister", which is a parody and opposite of the brand "Hollister". Aberzombie & Stitch, as well as Hellister brands have nothing to do with fighting the trends, old gay males, or model wanna-bes. Aberzombie is defined as "A Living Brand for an UnDead World", and it is the look and theme of the macabre, death and horror, your parents hate, and your friends would DIE for! It's all about Flesh, Brains, Bones and Pain. The People who wear Aberzombie & Stitch, and Hellister typically are the death dealers. The people whom wear Abercrombie and Fitch, as well as Hollister are typically the victims... well in life and in the movies!
We like the idea of every once in a while being mindless and acting thoughtlessly, irrational, while releasing our primal carnivorous instincts and urges to feed upon the living!
What can we use for an example...
Abercrombie (Guy): Hey Chick... I didnt know Abercrombie & Stitch made black shirts with skulls!
Aberzombie (Girl): They Don't!
Abercrombie (Guy): Oh yeah... uhmm where can I pick up one of those cool Aberzombie & Stitch shirts?
Aberzombie (Girl): The Morgue! Well if you dont end up there soon, then try the store or internet! Later!
Aberzombie
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies. The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates. The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Kid Plasterd with Abercrombie clothing:"Hey! Whats up?"Kid:(Mummbles to slef)"Aberzombie..."
Aberzombie
A person who habitually shop at Abercrombie & Fitch; this usually starts at a young age and develops to where 90% of the person’s wardrobe comes from Abercrombie & Fitch, the other 10% coming from Hollister.
unaffected girl 1: hey look at that girl she’s completely decked out in Abercrombie clothes.
unaffected girl 2: I know she like an Aberzombie.
Aberzombie
a person who dresses as if they are a walking mannequin for Abercrombie & Fitch. Known as mostly white males, who travel in packs of 3 or more, who act all cool, talk about girls loudly while walking through the mall, and act more masculine than what they really are.
"I can't stand that guy, he's such an aberzombie."
Also "aberzombied": some young hottie (who just happens to look like he's from an A&F catalog) passes by you and when he smiles and says "hi" to you while passing... it puts you in a trance: you feel "aberzombied".