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What is AP BIOLOGY?A pretty easy class, taken by mostly seniors, a couple juniors and one or two sophomore(s). There's a LOT of reading, though, the class comes along with a 2000-page Campbell's book that probably weighs more than that sophomore in the class. There's a lot of busy work in the class that people copy from the Internet anyways. The tests aren't too bad, most are common sense but due to the fact that the class average is a 54%, the curve is really generous. AP Bio used to require one to have the memorization skills of a computer but due to the changes this year the only thing required is to have practical skills in science. Kid 1: Hey what did you get on the AP Biology test? AP BIOLOGY - videoAP BIOLOGY - what is it?Makes Chemistry CP and Biology CP seem like fun, little, baby classes. Questions every fundamental principle and makes it 1,000,000 x harder than it already is. Boring unless you care about WHY and HOW everything in the world is. Is still way more fun than Math, Physics (CP Physics is still more challenging than AP Bio...that's how bad Physics is...), and Chem AP...but way worse than AP Social Sciences and Languages... Bob: Yo man, you heading to AP Biology? What does "AP BIOLOGY" mean?A college-level class that isn't really that hard but requires you to memorize a shitload of information for the AP test. It's a good class if you actually want to study biology in college. AP Biology stole my friends, my social life, and my girlfriend. But now I don't have to pay $700 to take the class in college! AP BIOLOGY - what does it mean?A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is. Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester. AP BIOLOGY - meaningAn extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?) "Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?" AP BIOLOGY - definitionthe literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class! -Hey Craig, how's ap bio going? AP BIOLOGY - slangA time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist. I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3. AP BIOLOGYA never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week. Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go? AP BIOLOGYAP Biology represents a syndrome of symptoms discussed below. We will no longer say AP Biology is like drowning. We will say drowning is like AP Biology. AP BIOLOGYThe death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making. "Hey what classes are you taking next year?" |
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