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What is ALPHA AS FUCK?
Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks
Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.
ALPHA AS FUCK - video
ALPHA AS FUCK - what is it?
A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.
At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.
For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.
Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:
Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.
Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
What does "ALPHA AS FUCK" mean?
The Alpha Fuck typically refers to one member of a circle of friends who voluntarily takes on responsibility to make sure the group is headed in the right direction. Often times, the Alpha Fuck takes on initiative that is unnecessary to take, initiative that usually does not benefit the group, in fact it generally worsens an okay situation. It is in the nature of the Alpha Male to try to take charge but ultimately fuck up nicely and make it worse.
(Group of friends hanging out at the park, listening to music, enjoying the nice day)
*Alpha Fuck confidently persists that everyone get up and follow him to the convenience store for snacks*
The walk is a lot longer than he expected, he forgot where the store is, everyone becomes really tired and heads back to the park.
ALPHA AS FUCK - what does it mean?
- Saying something is awesome
- saying that you are awesome
Dude, that car is Alpha as fuck
I'm so fucking Alpha
He is Alpha as fuck
ALPHA AS FUCK - meaning
It comes from the Alpha male expression, Alpha males are the individuals in the community with the highest social rank. In other words the guy takes the girl.
As awkward it may seem they are usually the douches who treat everyone like crap. But by doing so they show that they have confidence in themselves, a very rare artifact now a days, thus having something what everyone would appreciate they earn respect.
The Alpha as fuck expression is usually used after you did or you are doing something what would consider you as a douche, but you don't care because you know the golden rule i described above.
But lately people started using it everywhere and on everything.
-I've heard she broke up with you.
-Yeah.. Judith left me yesterday. I told her to make me a sandwich before she packs and leaves the house. Alpha as fuck.
Also if she is blowing you while you are drinking beer and watching sports on Tv you are by definition Alpha as fuck.