Definder - what does the word mean?

What is 811?

A way for a guy to discretely announce that he has a hard on without everyone hearing.

Tom:Did you see that girl
Dave:Hell ya i got a 811 in progress

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811 - meme gif

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811 - video


811 - what is it?

811 is a problem you've caught and can address early, before it escalates into a 911.

My boyfriend, Viggy, treats me like an 811 when I've skipped a meal and am starting to get hangry.

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What does "811" mean?

the poor left out number in the chain or #11's that actually mean something =(

It feels left out...

Callie: 811! 811!

Ki: wtf?

Callie: I dunno =(

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811 - what does it mean?

the shit

chet: u aint no 811
faggot: hell yea i am bitch

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811 - meaning

A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.

A: What't the number on this phone?
B: No idea. Call 811.

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811 - definition

the national call-before-you-dig number

aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass

Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self

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811 - slang

When said ten times fast sounds like 'Anal Lovin'

811, Eight Eleven, Eight Eleven, Eight Alovin, Aint Alovin, Anal Lovin

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811

You tried to dial 911 but pressed 8 instead.

Tommy: Sir step back I will call 911!
Tommy: No not 811!

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