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What is zookeepers?
A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others
"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey
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zookeepers - video
Zookeepers - what is it?
Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
What does "zookeepers" mean?
In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
Zookeepers - what does it mean?
A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!
Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
Zookeepers - meaning
the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight
Zookeepers - definition
lauren k is the zookeeper
Zookeepers - slang
One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.
Gentleman A: How'd last night go?
Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
Zookeepers
a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.
U fuckin' zookeeper!
Zookeepers
(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Zookeepers
A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.
"ZooKeepers"