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What is younglife?
possibly the most evil thing created since abstinence. it corrupts usually level-headed, mature, intellectual teens into brain washed christian overload converting factories. it is also used to not only intensify obsessive christianity, but convert other people such as Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and non-denominationals. if youve heard of it, STAY FAR AWAY! it brain washes by making random teens trust you by weird games, mcdonalds, and recreational sports. After this they tell you jesus is the only thing you need and more propaganda like that, and of course the brainwash-ees will believe them because they make petty activities to make you trust them so you will eat anything they tell you right up. if you have friends, family, or anybody you remotely care about interested or involved in younglife, get them out unless you like zombies.
David Goldstein: Hey Mary, would you like to see a movie tonight?
Mary: Jesus doesnt like movies.
David: Ok....
Mary: YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUNGLIFE!!!! oh wait, your Jewish....ITS OK WE CAN BRAINWASH YOU TOO!!!! YAAAY I LOVE JESUS
David: And i love free thought, goodbye.
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Younglife - what is it?
a fucking joke. it’s all popular kids getting together to show off the expensive trips they go on and post it on instagram. they say it is all about inclusion but that’s bullshit. it’s like any highschool event where all the popular kids think they are so cool
*fat girl walks into younglife*
braxton: wtf is she doing here
What does "younglife" mean?
a gathering, or get together of teens, from a certain area or highschool, to spread the word of jesus christ, and exites teens to learn about the lord. younglife exists around the world. there are two parts to younglife; "club" which is many teens up into a higher number of hundreds depending on the size of the school or the area, that sing fun songs, including one or two hymms play games, and just do silly things. one of the younglife leaders, gives a talk on the lord at the end. you do not have to be a christian or even have faith in christianity to attend. most people show up high, or wasted. its non-denominational, as well. the second part is "campaigners" not many people attend campaigners as much as club. campaigners is more into reading from the bible and talking about it, and just relating life to jesus christ. younglife is NOT a cult. and if you do attend the younglife leaders aren't there to tell you what to do (ex: not to drink) they are there to tell you God loves you, to be your friend and to love what our lord made for us. there is also camps for younglife, which change your life, and give you more one on one time with the leaders. some times, the your younglife leader even becomes like your best friend like, me and my leader :)
DOODE. go to younglife it's the best thing ever.
good response: yeah! sounds like fun.
bad response: ew, no i heard its a cult.