What is xerostomia?

The inability to comprehend sentences that are written without regard to capitalization, punctuation, or the English language in general.

I have no idea what he's babbling about, my Xerostomia must be acting up again.

xerostomia - meme gif

xerostomia is the medical term for dry mouth

tyson: bruh i hit the blunt too much i have xerostomia
jamie: oof heres some water