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What is xena?
1. Drop-dead gorgeous babe who turned from the ways of evil to become a warrior princess in ancient Greece (televised version), and fought off various sneaky types and CG divinities. Played by Lucy Lawless, who is almost as gorgeous. Fought with a ring-shaped discus weapon and her own considerable wits. Had a girlfriend, Gabrielle, played by Renee O'Connor. You became Xena's lover with the skill of a champion and the luck of the gods, and if you messed her about she'd slice your head off and feed it to the Minotaur.
2. 1500-mile diameter dwarf planet orbiting the Sun at 38 to 98 times Earth's distance every 557 Earth years, accompanied by at least one moon called Gabrielle in honour of the undying couple of the TV series. So named unofficially on their discovery; these objects have since been renamed Eris and Dysnomia, after a Greek goddess and her daughter demon of lawlessness, indicating that the International Astronomical Union has at best a subtle sense of humour.
1. If Xena comes to kill you, consider yourself honoured.
2. It's colder than a polar bear's ass on Xena.
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Xena - what is it?
a presence that feels like warm rays of sunlight entering through the small slivers of swaying window curtains. She sings in the kitchen, prefers tea over coffee, loves snacks but does not splurge on them unless with friends.
Xena is shy, but once you approach her she talks to you as if you guys have been chatting it up all day in class. You feel welcomed and will get a huge friend crush on them in the first few interactions. Don't miss your chances to hang out with her, because if you show that you actually care about the time you spend with her, she will also express and make actions to hang out with you too.
After a year or so of hanging out, you will see that your texts only consist of asking each other if the other is free to call. Xena will stay up into the late hours of the night just simply because she enjoys talking to you for hours.
A Xena will know all songs. You name an artist and she will know them. You recommend a song? She will in turn recommend a Spotify playlist she has made a few months back with that song in it.
Her laugh is contagious and there will be times where you both will exponentially laugh and wheeze harder just because the other is still laughing. Xena is a rare best friend that is down-to-earth, wholesome, and actually caring. She isn't overbearing, but will actually reach out and try and find solutions for any of your big or small problems. She tries her best and her best is all you need.
me: "Hey Xena, want this piece of candy?"
Xena: "Ya, you want some tea with that?"
What does "xena" mean?
A Beautiful girl. She is simply amazing. She is funny, charming, alluring. she is different as you can tell by the name , but this is what makes her so amazing. Her originality, her creativity. Her mind will blow you away , and so will her kisses. She is the one that's worth it. If your friends, be more then friend, regret will be far from your mind. She is a pretty good kisser too (;
Xena is the missing piece of the puzzle, she completes me.
Xena - what does it mean?
an overly obsessed fan of a rock band with very similar looks to a monkey.
"Ew, look at the gorilla listening to music mommy!"
"Hunny, that's a Xena, not a gorilla."
Xena - meaning
1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.
2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.
LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
Xena - definition
The name of the 10th planet. Has it's own moon too, called "Gabriel" very little is known of Xena as of September 2005, other than the fact that it's larger than the 9th planet Pluto.
Xena is a gay name for a planet.
Xena - slang
an egyptian girl that’s veryyyyy pretty born on september she’s very funny smart and will fight anyone that takes the mick out of her friends she’s also very sweet 😾
who’s that sexy girl?
oh that’s xena!
Xena
Star of the hit cult show about a 'warrior princess' (A spin off of the Hercules series). She is also a notorious lesbian icon (or 'dycon'.)
"I'm watching Xena." Or "As a lesbian, I like acting out my kinky Xena bondage fantasies."
Xena
1. The main title character of the television show "Xena: Warrior Princess" that started in 1995. Spin off of "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" in which it surpassed in popularity, ratings, quality, acting, writing, and just about anything you can name.
2. A tough chick; pitbull in a skirt. Don't play no mess.
3. A white girl who looks like and/or has the body of Bettie Page.
Xena yells a-le-le-le-le-le! when she beat bitches up.
Xena
The main character in the popular television show "Xena: Warrior Princess."
Xena killed someone.