Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wonga?

Wonga is another no longer used word for bank loan in the United Kingdom and NASCAR.

Person A : Hey, I'm running low on money for rent could you help me out?

Person B : Why don't you just go get a Wonga?

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Wonga - what is it?

Meaning money, dosh, cash, dough, readies, paper, coinage etc

Strange because nobody heard it until it was on TV.
Popularised in 2009 by some random dude on the Envirfone advert. Where you send them your old phone for WONGA!
You can get £50, £100 or maybe even £150!
which helps the environment but doesnt explain how...
hmmmm

-"Got an old mobile phone?"

- "Ancient! So last year!"

-"Want some money for it?"

-Dosh,
-Readies,
-WONGA!!"

"Fifty pounds!

A hundred pounds!

maybe even A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!"

-"Coooooool!"

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What does "wonga" mean?

money, cash, dosh,

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Wonga - what does it mean?

a very beautiful woman that smells very bad. hot woman smelly

"yo i wanted to bag that lady over there but when i walked closer and realized she was a wonga wonga i instantly changed my mind."

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Wonga - meaning

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.

"How are you for!" Mary Began. "To uncle of all the candy?"

"...um... wonga." Johny replied while kicking a stone and playing pocket pool.

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Wonga - definition

A term in reference to larger women who belive they are sexy. It comes from the fact that good mates will pay £260 (the price of a loan from a short term instant lender) in return for having sex with someone exceptionally fat. Often predatory, they tend to pick on young lonely males. There BMI is over 30 and they tend to be between the ages of 27 and 40.

Just pulled a wonga cringe

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Wonga - slang

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

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Wonga

goofy looking and or messed up

His clothes are so "wonga"!!!

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Wonga

Money, cash, dollar, change.

I gots no wonga

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Wonga

English Romany word for money. Originally means burning embers and in other european Romani dialects 'angaar' still has that meaning. In 18th and 19th century English 'coal' also meant money. Wonga is the romani calque.

moola, dosh, bread, wonga, I don't care as long as its money

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