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What is witness protection?
This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
witness protection - video
Witness protection - what is it?
The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?
(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
What does "witness protection" mean?
A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said
Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!
Witness protection - what does it mean?
A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson
Joseph Paul
Willy Taylor
Witness protection - meaning
A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU
Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything
Witness protection - definition
A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in
"Michael was in witness protection"
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING