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What is winkle?
The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche
that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!
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Winkle - what is it?
verb. To winkl is halfway between to wink and to tickle. It refers to a severe reaction to tactile stimuli, including but not limited to eye tics, loss of lower body control, flailing, reflexively curling into a fetal position, and violent swearing. A person who performs the above actions or other similar ones when poked is known as a 'winkler.'
Rebecca winkled so hard she nearly gave herself a concussion.
What does "winkle" mean?
A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.
Not a term for urination or female genitalia.
Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.
Winkle - what does it mean?
This is a reference - used by mothers- to refer to the common periwinkle (a type of shellfish, resembling a small snail, and commonly found on shores in the northern hemisphere) and how much the contents of the shell resemble a little boys penis.
‘Kevin, don’t forget to give your winkle a good shake after you’ve had a wee-wee!’
Winkle - meaning
When one pours oneself a fountain drink, drinks it at the machine, and refills his cup again.
Everyone laughs when Steve winkles.
Winkle - definition
noun
1/ Nebbish, ineffectual person usu. of lesser stature, or odd appearance, often obsessed with pettiness and pedantry.
per 1: "Nigel drives me mad when we talk. He always has to interrupt and correct every little detail."
per 2: "Well he is such a winkle after all."
per 1: "Are you going to Nigel's party on Friday?"
per 2: "No, think I'll give it a miss. Anyway, he's a bit of a winkle."
Winkle - slang
Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.
The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"
A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"
Winkle
"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.
E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.
Winkle
A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)
Wow, that's so hot! It turned my winkle pink!
Winkle
An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.
"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"