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What is wine tasting?
The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.
Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts
wine tasting - video
Wine tasting - what is it?
When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.
Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.
What does "wine tasting" mean?
A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
Wine tasting - what does it mean?
The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
Wine tasting - meaning
(verb) the action of fingering a girl, and then pulling out and smelling the finger, and quoting this line " (year she was born) What an exquisite year ! ", or anything along those lines.
wine tasting ex. Ed was fingering a girl when suddenly he stopped and smelled his finger and said "1989! What an exquisite year !" ; Yeah JP was fingering me and then stopped and said " 1988! What a fine year!"