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What is wilmington?
City in North Carolina that only true gangstas stroll through. Fros are required and timberlands are recommended. We don't eat no vegetables down 'ere, they ain't gangsta enough. (Also known as Wilmy Wonka.)
I just walked through Wilmington and I was knee deep in crack rocks!
Person1: Where Latisha from?
Person2: ...Wilmington....
Person1: Oh...
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Wilmington - what is it?
getting a girl knocked up and not paying for child support
1) "Yo, how does Ryan afford that hipster beer when Madison's got a baby on the way?" "Oh. He's got plenty of dough now, since he wilmington'd her ass."
2) "Nope, I'm done doing Wilmingtons. Last time, that girl Shareica was so upset she knifed me in the gut."
3) "I'll just pull a Willy on that bitch."
What does "wilmington" mean?
Shitty suburban town in Massachusetts that somehow managed to attain a prejudice, inane, and incredibly stuck up populace.
"I would like to thank a majority of the residents from Wilmington, Massachusetts, for making my life boring."
Wilmington - what does it mean?
aka "Wilmas" -- A city suburb of Los Angeles, CA located literally just a drunken crawl north of the Port of Los Angeles. Known for nothing, by no one, ever. (Well that's not true, actually; it has the original Wienerschnitzel.) Seriously, did you ever get directions from someone on how to get from San Pedro to Long Beach, and they tell you to get on the freeway, and you're on there and you find you're driving over all this stuff that has no name that you can remember and that you've never really paid any heed to and you continue not doing so because, Oh Shit, you have to get to Long Beach, but suddenly you have a mysterious craving for a burrito? Tell you what--the person who gave you the directions likely forgot what all that stuff was called, too.
If you're ever cruising around the LA South Bay area, perhaps by way of PCH, and you find yourself in a place where:
-everybody speaks Spanish (no exceptions)
-it smells like a carneceria outside
-no matter where you look, you see a $1 Chinese Food restaraunt, a check cashing place, a donut shop, a shady video store, and an even shadier insurance outfit, together on one street corner and in that order from left to right
-the billboards are either all for alcoholic drinks (in Spanish) or are for video games that came out four years ago
-you can get chicharones from your car at absolutely any time
...you're in Wilmington, CA: the Hole, er, Heart of the Harbor.
A: "So where are you from?"
B: "I'm local. I just moved to LA about a year ago. How about you?"
A: "Wilmington."
B: "Oh, you're from Delaware? Are you visiting relatives?"
A: "No, I'm local, too."
B: "Wilmington? Where is that?"
A: "Right between San Pedro and Long Beach."
B: "Oh, I go to San Pedro and Long Beach all the time. There's so much to do out there. But Wilmington, Wilmington... I don't think I've been there. In fact I don't think I've ever heard of it."
A: "I know."
Wilmington - meaning
Wilmington is a city in Northern Delaware, where everyone sits on their front step and collects welfare. People in Wilmington actually think it is their job to sit out front in lawn chairs and eat chips. There are thousands of potatoe chip bags in the street because the trash there doesn't beleive in garbage cans. They don't take care of their damn kids, they have like 10 each, and by 10 different men. Everyone in Wilmington is on Probation. People walk down the street and smoke blunts all day. There is a shooting every night. The signs up at all of the borders of Wilmington say "Wilmington, a place to be somebody". YEA RIGHT!!!
The signs in front of Wilmington should read " A place to kill somebody" or "A place to eat chips and be on Probation"
Wilmington - definition
Largest city in Delaware, basically younger step-sibling to Philadelphia (about 15 minutes away) Philly people go to Wilmington to work and Wilmington people go to Philly for a good time...Home of large credit card companies and various other crap.
I know about life in Philly because I am from Wilmington. I just wish Wilmington was as fun as Philly.
Wilmington - slang
A city in North Carolina which is home to Screen Gems studios and therefore "One Tree Hill" and "Dawson's Creek", and even "Matlock" once upon a time. Historic downtown with a battleship on the river, the beach is nearby, home of UNCW, and it has beautiful homes on the intracoastal waterway including "Dawson's" house from the show. Beautiful Gardens such as Airlie Gardens by the beach. It is also home of the NC Azalea Festival and Wrightsville beach is the home of the NC Holiday Floatilla.
Wilmington girl a: Did you see Pacey from Dawson's Creek at the Trolley Stop?
Wilmington girl B: Yeah and Dawson was at Target with Joey Potter.
Wilmington
A city on the southern coast of North Carolina. A place where the girls are all tens and the guys look like abercrombie models. The peak of perfection in every sense of the word.
girl #1: who's that?
girl #2: he's gorgeous!
girl #1: must be from Wilmington, NC
Wilmington
A coastal city in North Carolina. Often described as "90,000 alcoholics camped out on a sand dune." Visitors are well advised to avoid drinking like the locals do.
How was your vacation to Wilmington?
It was great, but my doctor tells me I need a liver transplant.
Wilmington
A district of the city los angeles AkA the port of los angeles. A Ghetto city that has drive by shootings its easy to find crack or speed and knows what the ghetto bird (police helicopter) sounds like. Its smells like farts at night and like the refineries during the day. Its the toxic waste part of town. The population is 90% Latino, 5% black and one white person for every thousand mexicans the rest of the population being other that includes the samoans.Wiered place to live we have everything from gangsters to punk rockers.
Take a deep breath.
Couch Cough, Smells like shit.
Ya were home.