Definder - what does the word mean?

What is websense?

Basically a bunch of nonsense.

Websense is software that messes with your internet connection in that if you try to go to a certain page in the internet, it goes through the Administrator and Websense first, and if Websense has it on its little blacklist for any particular reason, you will not be allowed to view the site. This is called proxy.

Seems innocent enough at first, but that it is before you realize its ultra-sensitivity. Websense is critical of what you view. You're not allowed to view image searches in Google for example (you can in Yahoo), which is completely harmless (depending on what you're searching for.) Anything with any sort of ties to recreational activities is shot down immediately. For example, any website under Web Hosting (Angelfire and Tripod are examples that host webpages), is blocked regardless of its content, but because of the category "Web-Hosting."

All in all, Websense is Nazi Software/Software that is too tough on restrictions.

*Bypassing Websense...*
There are some websites that help with Proxy-Avoidance (another filtered category for the most part.) But the easiest thing to do is to go to a webpage translation service, such as WorldLingo. Set your languages, and you're done. I don't believe that you can send data while using WorldLingo however, i e you can't login to any sort of account.

*Enter the World of Pseudo-Hackerz*

Hacker 1: I can't go to gamespot.com!!!
Hacker 2: I hate websense! I'm going to delete it from my computer.

*Hacker 2 attempts and realizes that he cannot manually delete Websense software. He then attempts to use Command Prompt and tries to get into the administrator's account. attempts prove futile.

Hacker 2: I'm an elite hacker! I cannot be stopped by a machine! I will hack the world!!!!!
Hacker 1: Yeah let's go kill the admins!!!

Khaotic: Why don't you try the backspace login...?

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Websense - what is it?

Satan's personal intenet proxy

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap

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What does "websense" mean?

The most amazing thing that has graced the Internet since it's invention. Websense allows administrators to screw little kids over by blocking everything. It's really great fun!! I love seeing their little annoyed faces when they can't get to their favourite sites!!

Bebo is a very popular website. I think i'll get Websense block it to screw little kiddies over!!

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Websense - what does it mean?

Websense is a shit webfilter company that is easily bypassed with a proxy server
like ShadowAccess.

Commonly used at work, school, or the library.

"Myspace is blocked by Websense!1!11"

"Try ShadowAccess.com."

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Websense - meaning

A PoS that basically blocks the internet, making you wonder why the people with it even HAVE the internet in the first place. It now even blocks some well known proxies like:

ShadowAccess.com
Unban.us

Websense is a piece of shit that basically takes away our rights of viewing the internet

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Websense - definition

Websense is the largest piece of shit proxy I have ever encountered. Whoever created it must be a mormon or some shit. Everything is appearently off limits. It won't even let you go to fucking ROFLCATS.com!! Big bullshit. I can't go to fucking proxy avoidence sites either.Surprised it let me go here....

PErson: LEts go talk about stuff on forums.
*goes to forum page.
PErson: oh wats this?!
Person reads
"The Websense category "Message Boards and Forums" is filtered."
WTF

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Websense - slang

A stupid filter system that my school uses. If a site that I need to use is on a free web space it won't let me use it. If a site I need to use for info has games on it it won't let me through. Piece of crap!

Hey Websense, I'm not going to angelfire to update my site! I'm here to research! Don't be such an ass!

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Websense

Websense schools way of preventing the students from doing anything at all on the internet. Blocks anything and everything.

Websense once blocked Wikipedia as "Translation for some strange reason.

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Websense

The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.

Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!

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Websense

A piece of shit that schools use to block so-called "inappropriate" sites. It even blocks some sites that aren't inappropriate for no reason. It is what we like to call "extreme idiotic censorship"

stupid websense! I cant even use Google Image Search at my school?

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