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What is wank tank?
Another term for male masturbation.
Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”
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Wank tank - what is it?
To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.
Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.
Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.
Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?
Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet
Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.
Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.
What does "wank tank" mean?
A sexual position in which the woman does a handstand. The man then sticks his magical balls into her vagina (Literally sticks em in) and she jerks him off (or if she's lazy, he can jerk himself off). This is repeated until the man cums and then he sits down hard, thus slamming the bitch's head against the floor.
Sally: Oh my god, Cindy, what happened to your head?
Cindy: Bob wank tanked me last night.
Sally: Oh shit, pwned nigga!
Wank tank - what does it mean?
{wank tank} a shitty public bus that evreyone hates driven by el homo the mexican driver
Guy 1:hey how we gonna get to ur house?
Guy 2: oh fuck wer gonna have to use the wank tank
Wank tank - meaning
Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
Wank tank - definition
Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.
K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!
or.....
i need to let my wank tanks start shooting
Wank tank - slang
Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.
"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"
Wank tank
Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!
I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
Wank tank
A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
Wank tank
When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet