Definder - what does the word mean?

What is votive?

An extraordinary cheese product which when heated dissipates away like a votive candle leaving only the smell of cheese behind. Sadly any attempt to eat of this cheese is in vain. Cold consumption results in vomiting while warm consumption results in the complete disappearance of said cheese substitute.

I picked up one of those microwave ham and cheese sandwiches. Sadly the air was filled with Vel-votive while my sandwich was not.

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Votive - what is it?

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.

That is my votive candle definition and story.

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What does "votive" mean?

In terms of Presidential Candidacy, motivation and public endorsement is endowed with in the person to spread their message and make themselves and others vote.

"ARE YOU VOTIVATED FOR OBAMA?!"

"I'm not votivated for any of the candidacies."

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Votive - what does it mean?

A type of candle, usually short and cyllindrical in shape.

They had a set of 5 glass votive holders on sale.

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