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What is valletta?
The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
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Valletta - what is it?
The capital city of Malta named after Grandmaster Jean Parisot
de la Vallette.Was built after the Great Siege of 1565 when the Maltese triumphed over the Turks.
Man 1: Hey have you been to Valletta?
Man 2: No, but I hear it's great!