Definder - what does the word mean?

What is vacuum packed?

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

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Vacuum packed - what is it?

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

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What does "vacuum packed" mean?

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

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