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What is unexpected guest?
They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.