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What is umbilical?When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote" Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently... umbilical - meme gifumbilical - videoUmbilical - what is it?When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole. Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking. What does "umbilical" mean?When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college. Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright? Umbilical - what does it mean?It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump. Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on. Umbilical - meaningOne of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS. Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash. Umbilical - definition1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding Umbilical - slangAn umbilical cord is how a fetus survives in the womb; its the pipe which gives everything a fetus needs to survive. I opened my computer and I saw a bunch of umbilical cables! UmbilicalA child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter. Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped. UmbilicalA type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit. Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that? UmbilicalA British term for the navel or "belly button" in the center of a human torso. When the belly dancer swayed erotically, her umbilical dip bobbed in time to the music. |
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