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What is two birds one stone?When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all! When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone" two birds one stone - videoTwo birds one stone - what is it?Firing one bullet and killing two people with it. The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone. What does "two birds one stone" mean?To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation. I will kill two birds with one stone tonight. Two birds one stone - what does it mean?Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons. Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone? Two birds one stone - meaningWhen you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you. I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls. Two birds one stone - definitionTo take care of two problems with one action. "While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone." Two birds one stone - slangGetting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking. "I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time" Two birds one stoneTo accomplish two tasks with only one effort. I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going Two birds one stonea girl sucks two guys dicks at once Nick: how was it? |
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