What is turing?

(n); Tired of your shit.

I am tured.

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Turing - what is it?

Something that is so WTF that you don't believe it; but it is true.

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Michael: hey, you know its cold out when a sleep walker freezes to death
Jordan: no way, I don't believe it.
Michael: I know its ture.
Jordan: If it is true was it Aubrey because he's a bitch

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What does "turing" mean?

An overload of biscuits.

Porkins: I just ate 300 Bourbons

Garfunkel: No wonder your looking a bit Ture :(

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Turing - what does it mean?

The most boring. most crappiest form of computer programming on the market.

"Time to use For loops children"
"My name is Mr.Beech, and today we will use turing.."

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Turing - meaning

Used to describe someone who's a total dickhead and takes their stupidity to a whole new different level,has a really bad grammar,Loves to watch turtle sex and asks you stuffs such as "hey!do you know *name of a famous celebrity*, I know!" Just to pretend to be a "thug" in other words a total jackass.
Derived from the word true.

Marmanisa: hey bro what's up?
Nancy: Hey! Do you know *name of a celebrity*? I know!
Marmanisa: ewww day by day you are becoming a ture! I think you've been influenced by Chod.She's a total ture!

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Turing - definition

More based version of true.

"Man that's a good game" "ture"

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Turing - slang

Blindingly bright (in a metaphorical sense)

"She's just ture, and even if it hurts me I can't look away."

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Turing

Ture is used in certain parts of Telemark, Norway. Especially in the western parts the word means to "party" or "party on". In the beginning the word was used for times when you would party for days, like at a festival. Later it has been used instead of the word "feste" which also means to party.

"No skø me faen meg ture på!" (we''re going to fucking party on)
"Skø du ture te hægi ell?" (are you going to party this weekend)
"Det blei hard turing i hægi, eg æ heilt øylagt" (hardcore party last weekend, I got all fucked up)

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Turing

A mixture between the word true and sure but using only one word.

Person 1: "Joe won't get it, you should ask him about it."

Person 2: "Ture"

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Turing

the l33t3st programming language evar. it pwnz, c, java, etc.

"Okay its time to learn about nested if statements. w00t!"

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