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What is tulum?
Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
tulum - meme gif
tulum - video
Tulum - what is it?
This girl is the kindest person you'll meet and loves every one no mater what and is the most amazing person that you'll ever meet she is practically perfect in every way.
Locii - Tulum is amazing in every way
What does "tulum" mean?
Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
Tulum - what does it mean?
A fishing village 10 years ago, today it is like the Bali wannabe of the western hemisphere.
Where a breakfast costs you the same as the average monthly salary of Mexico and more kilos of weed are consumed daily than the number of police cars 50 miles around.
Affordable for international tourists and whitexicans.
Hey, a 100 bucks a round flight to CUN, lets go to Tulum, Dua Lipa just posted a photo there.
Tulum - meaning
tulum, small Mexican area with Mayan ruins that are the same as each other. All a bunch of stones in different states and a lot of American Tourists taking photos of lizards. Not the ruins
American Tourist: Whoa dude check out that Iguana!
British Tourist: Young chap, the ruins at Tulum are what is interesting, not Lizards.
American: Duuuuuude!