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What is tulip?

When the anus of a homosexual man becomes like a goatse and is inverted it sticks out and looks like a red meat tulip

goatse is a nice tulip

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Tulip - what is it?

Slang, derogatory term used to describe a fool, or a foolish person.

shut the f**k up you f***kin tulip
or
what would he know, that lad is a tulip

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What does "tulip" mean?

A word to describe the foreskin covering the head of the penis, looking like a closed tulip flower.

This doesn't look very delicate to many people, so "Here's a tip, loose the tulip".

(Or at least pull it back when you show it off on pictures to poor, unsuspecting women... Maybe they will find it less ugly, then...)

"This guy just sent me a dickpick, and omg, he has a tulip!"

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Tulip - what does it mean?

a very fine women that frequents msn chats

tulip is a quality person.

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Tulip - meaning

A rather effeminate man, slender and full of color.

Randy is such a tulip, but he sure can throw a dinner party!

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Tulip - definition

1. When a woman presses her vagina against the face of an unconscious man.
2. The female version of a "teabag."

I woke up with herpes on my forehead because I got tulipped last night.

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Tulip - slang

Sack of marijuana attatched to a joint

Ima get fucked up; roll a tulip

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Tulip

abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body

Hayden Panettiere is a tulip

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Tulip

a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin

Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!

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Tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

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