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What is trunk muffin?
When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
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Trunk muffin - what is it?
The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.
I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.
What does "trunk muffin" mean?
The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin
Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!