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What is true stoner?
A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.
Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.
If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.
A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.
Legaliiiiiiize
"what do you wanna do today maan?"
"Got any gwaaan?"
"nahh man you?"
"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"
"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"
"Getting stoooooned maan"
"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"
- true stoner