Definder - what does the word mean?

What is total blowout?

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

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Total blowout - what is it?

When a woman gives oral sex and shits her pants.

Dude! My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when out of nowhere she shits her pants. It was a total blowout

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