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What is the tzarina of west Barnstable?
A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.
Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.
Iām sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.
the tzarina of west Barnstable - video
